Question:
I need some dentist jokes?
Answer:
DRILL TEAM
The dentists in our clinic are occasionally asked to treat inmates from the local jail.
One day a little girl and her mother were seated in our waiting room when guards
ushered in a handcuffed prisoner. "Mom," the child said, "he must REALLY hate coming to
the dentist!"
DENTISTS
o A coward said, "I make last-minute changes in my will before I visit the dentist."
o A root canal is a dental procedure that feels like it's done with the same tools used
in Suez and Panama.
o A dentist wrote his patient: "Please pay up. After all, I enabled you to eat."
o "If things don't improve," replied the patient, "you can have your teeth back."
o There is a fellow who uses toothpaste flavored with brandy. He now has 40 percent
more cavities, but claims he couldn't care less.
o Recent survey shows that whiskey drinkers get more cavities than milk drinkers, but
they go to the dentist in a better frame of mind.
THE DENTIST
A man picks up a girl at a party. They proceed to her place and things start to heat
up....
He takes his shirt off and then washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes
hands again.
After watching this for a few minutes, the girl says, "I bet you're a dentist."
Surprised he replies, "That's correct. How did you know?"
"You keep washing your hands, so I figure you're used to it ..."
They go on and have sex and then afterward she says, "You know what? I'm willing to bet
you're a very good dentist."
"Oh? How can you tell?" he asks.
"Well, I didn't feel a thing..."
A DENTIST IS A PERSON WHO ...
... always bores you to tears.
... always tries to pull a fast one.
... dents things.
... finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of others.
... gets paid for boring you.
... gives you a pain that drives you to extraction.
... grinds out a day's work.
... is a bridge builder.
... is always getting on your nerve.
... is always looking down in the mouth.
... is called a 2th doc.
... lives from hand to mouth.
... nobody wants to see more than twice a year.
... only pulls the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
... repairs broken bridges.
... runs a filling station.
... thinks a tooth is stronger than a friction.
... tickles your ivories.
... will give you the drill of your life.
